Wed.

Irony: Putting a 'chute on your powered hang glider for safety and having it deploy as you take off causing you to auger in hard.

-If you steal an iMac, be sure you try out the built in camera to take a picture of yourself. Oh, BTW, it uploads the images to the account of the person from whom you stole it.

-Somebody with too much time took scenes from the Simpson's movie and lined them up with the original scenes from all the movies it makes reference to. I did not know a couple of them. The one with all the money in the courtroom.. what is that?

-I did not realize that in DUH-bya's remarks to the YOU-ENN that they had to use phonetic spelling on the teleprompter so he could get the names of the some of the countries and the name of the French president right. I could not say a lot of the names either. But then again I am not the leader of the friggin free world.
The United States salutes the nations that have recently taken strides toward liberty – including Ukraine, Georgia, Kyrgyzstan [KEYRgeez-stan], Mauritania [moor-EH-tain-ee-a], Liberia, Sierra Leone, and Morocco.
I bet those countries would feel like you were more sincere in your salute to them if you even knew how to pronounce the countrie's name. Dumbass.