-So there is a teacher working on his computer at the front of the classroom. But it turns out he is actually in a sex chat room with a 12 year old girl. How did he get caught? Probably because the computer was still hooked up to the overhead projector.
-My computer monitor was dirty today. I had heard about this website where you could go and it would clean your monitor. I could not believe it was true, but it really works.
-14 year old Polish boy modifies a TV remote and derails 4 trains.