This is an actual tele-conference between Bill Gates and the engineers heading up the design of the new Zune. Or else I just made this up and thought it was funny.
Bill Gates: I want you to make an iPod killer
engineer #1 But we are Microsoft. We don't know how to make anything. We don't even know what color to make it.
Bill Gates: Just do what we always do. Copy what Apple has already made. Use the same 2 colors as the iPod. Black and White. But add a third color too. NOW GET BUSY!
*click*
engineer #1: What did he say?
engineer #2: I think he said, "make a turd color too".
the rest is history.
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